me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via ledzeppelinhair)


Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via gnarly)


"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses

(via catch-the-wind-see-us-spin)


the fact that i have to wear pants all the time really bums me out

(via supercalifragalisdick)

aesthetic perfection/photos i want to live in with work by

  1. sunset by Anthony Samaniego
  2. rainy night by 伟东 周
  3. rainbow chest by sarah hamburger
  4. rainbow face by Karen Sofia Colon
  5. shanghai subway by Akka 
  6. screencap from Garden City Movement’s music video “Move on”

(Source: crowcrow, via chulaquiles)

  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo


October is tomorrow.

why the fuck is Darren Wilson still not arrested?

(via sphinxiee)

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